Comedian mocks 2026 midterm races
Hammer and Nigel release a satirical poem naming local and national figures in the night before the vote.
By Julia Wang ·
A local comedy duo released a satirical poem on the night before the midterm elections, targeting candidates and political figures across the spectrum.
The piece, titled 'Twas the Night Before Midterms,' functions as a seasonal parody. It lists specific grievances and observations about the current political cycle. The duo uses the format to critique both major parties and smaller movements.
The text names Indiana state Rep. Beau Bayh, describing him as lifting weights in a D.C. palace. It references Max Engling shouting on a bullhorn that he is not Diego Morales. The poem praises Libertarian candidate Laurie Shillings for campaigning with class. It notes Greg Ballard started his own party so Republicans could dismiss him.
National figures also appear in the verse. Bernie Sanders is quoted expressing frustration that death row inmates lack voting rights. The text claims he believes inherent American rights should not be lost due to imprisonment for sexual assault or murder. It depicts Donald Trump holding back-to-back rallies. It describes a confused Joe Biden telling minorities, 'you ain't black.' The poem mentions Piker thinking 9-11 was neat and Talarico being scared to eat meat in Texas.
The duo concludes by urging readers to fire Ryan Mears. They include a quote from Judge Kavanaugh admitting to drinking beer and sometimes having too many. The final line instructs voters to stay off the duo's bad list and go out and vote.
The release coincides with the final day before Election Day. The poem serves as a cultural marker for the local political mood. It blends hyperbole with specific local references to engage the audience in the upcoming vote.
Source: WIBC
